Yeah, yeah, we did this headline today already. But… you’re not prepared. Trust me, You are not prepared.
What’s creepier about a giant maggot, other than the facts that it is a) already a maggot, and b) already giant? Well, reader, we have an answer from a rather bizarre source.
Murdering a bunch of Riverdale’s finest during the events of Archie vs. Predator, one of the most delectably silly crossovers in Archie Comics history? Fine, comes with the vs. Predator territory. But going after the Opportunity rover!? A line must be drawn!
Not all number fours are created equal. Not even all of them are fantastic. But a certain digit sent Marvel fans into a tizzy this weekend, only for it to be all for naught. Or maybe that should be four naught?
Trust me. You are not prepared for what you’re about to see.
Well, when you put it that way, I’m not really hungry anymore. An Australian restaurant has drawn a bit of ire for its new Disney-inspired specialty menu, which includes such classics like the slow-cooked corpse of Bambi’s mother.
What. What? What.
This is real. It’s happening. Dread it, run from it, the combined mights of Sanrio and Bandai still arrive.
I don’t know how to live in a world where RoboCop is selling fried chicken.